Photos

Check out my life story in pictures (clearly I should never do my own hair) and some fun pictures I took.

Scrapbook

Here's my life story. It's not the life I expected. It's way better... except for the jail time.

Dressing up is not for everyone. Even for my First Communion I would have preferred something l could make mud pies in.

Dressing up is not for everyone. Even for my First Communion I would have preferred something I could make mud pies in.

For 10 years I made my living playing rock 'n' roll drums. I was always in demand and was even offered a job in an all-girl topless band in Vegas. I guess you could play any instrument topless, except the accordian.

For 10 years I made my living playing rock 'n' roll drums. I was always in demand and was even offered a job in an all-girl topless band in Vegas. I guess you could play any instrument topless, except the accordian.

I was 18 years old and in show business! I was the drummer and was crazy in love with the sax player, Johnny (bottom).

I was 18 years old and in show business! I was the drummer and was crazy in love with the sax player, Johnny (bottom).

You don't wear white to a friend's wedding so I decided on black. That's not a humungous beauty mark on my cheek, but part of the net. It was my manager Rick Bernstein's wedding.

You don't wear white to a friend's wedding so I decided on black. That's not a humungous beauty mark on my cheek, but part of the net. It was my manager Rick Bernstein's wedding.

Where do I start? The wig is fake, the eyelashes are fake (top AND bottom) and is it me or do I look like a deer in headlights?

Where do I start? The wig is fake, the eyelashes are fake (top AND bottom) and is it me or do I look like a deer in headlights?

This photo was taken at the Hilton Hotel in Las Vegas on Engelbert Humperdinck's opening night with me as his opening act. I was about to peform on the same stage as Elvis. It was the biggest room I had ever worked, seating 1,700, mostly women.

This photo was taken at the Hilton Hotel in Las Vegas on Engelbert Humperdinck's opening night with me as his opening act. I was about to peform on the same stage as Elvis. It was the biggest room I had ever worked, seating 1,700, mostly women.

Remember the 80's? It was scrunch city for me and I know I contributed to global warming with this hairstyle. But this was the day I won $100,000 on Star Search

Remember the 80's? It was scrunch city for me and I know I contributed to global warming with this hairstyle. But this was the day I won $100,000 on Star Search

This is all kinds of wrong.

This is all kinds of wrong.

Pictures I Took

Here are some pictures I took, mostly in my backyard. I’m still trying to get a selfie with one of the rattlesnakes.